When will they learn?

I happened upon this article, and nearly spit out my water.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/bridal_diapers_designer_diapers_brides_be_44077

Bridal Diapers. Proof that the struggle is real. Brides and women in formal wear need a better way. I've invented the Bridal Buddy so that these girls don't have to resort to diapers. Let's leave those for babies and the incontinent.